ADDITIONAL MUSTARD RANKING INFORMATION

FOR PREMIUM SUBSCRIBERS ONLY!!!!

So obviously of course Honey Mustard won the best number of the list on previous page out of all the condiments. but I wanted to extraploate further the newances of my decision making proces.

But how? There are actually 2 different ranking systems for determing the best most natural bitter glaze.

LIST A: BY FLAVOR

#3. Yellow mustard

#2. Dijon mustard

#1. HONEY Mustard



LIST B: BY PATRIOTISM

#3) Dijon mustard

#2) yellow mustard

#1) HONEY Mustard

So objectivley Honey Mustard wins "Best in Show" because on both lists it is number ONE. No more questions about this shit, fuck you and thanks for being a premium subsribers only.